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Old 27 May 2010, 04:24 pm   #1 (permalink)
David Z
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The Urban dictionary has a few definitions that nicely capture the essence
of the annoying "Blash" troll:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=4000907

1. In homosexual culture - When two "bottoms" or "subs" attempt to have sex,
and fail, because neither of them can penetrate the other. "dude, why didnt
they work out?"

2. The resulting mess of letters that comes out from beating on your
keyboard

3. The feeling (or laziness) associated with getting stoned, where you don't
feel like doing anything; not even the most easy and beneficial tasks such
as changing the TV with the remote or getting snax. Man, I'm so blash I
can't be ****ed getting up to smoke another cone.

4. When you take your fingers and pich someone in the ass...right in the
center of there butt

5. Vaginal juices. blash from my gash.

6. When someone says something stupid or careless and you want to call them
on it. "Bobby, ur so stupid"


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Old 27 May 2010, 04:39 pm   #2 (permalink)
Bill Yanaire, ESQ
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"David Z" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> The Urban dictionary has a few definitions that nicely capture the essence
> of the annoying "Blash" troll:
>
> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=4000907
>
> 1. In homosexual culture - When two "bottoms" or "subs" attempt to have
> sex, and fail, because neither of them can penetrate the other. "dude,
> why didnt they work out?"


I think "Blash" has been penetrated once too many times. He was so
flustered, he couldn't even look for the ashtray!

>
> 2. The resulting mess of letters that comes out from beating on your
> keyboard
>
> 3. The feeling (or laziness) associated with getting stoned, where you
> don't feel like doing anything; not even the most easy and beneficial
> tasks such as changing the TV with the remote or getting snax. Man, I'm so
> blash I can't be ****ed getting up to smoke another cone.


That's why he needed an ashtray. Smoking too many cones!

>
> 4. When you take your fingers and pich someone in the ass...right in the
> center of there butt


Ah yes, his fingers in his ass. Then straight to his mouth!

>
> 5. Vaginal juices. blash from my gash.
>
> 6. When someone says something stupid or careless and you want to call
> them on it. "Bobby, ur so stupid"
>
>

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Old 27 May 2010, 06:29 pm   #3 (permalink)
Blash
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FULL MOON TONITE???

Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote on 5/27/10 5:39 PM:

>
>
> "David Z" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:86861iFliU1@mid.individual.net...
>> The Urban dictionary has a few definitions that nicely capture the essence
>> of the annoying "Blash" troll:
>>
>> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=4000907
>>
>> 1. In homosexual culture - When two "bottoms" or "subs" attempt to have
>> sex, and fail, because neither of them can penetrate the other. "dude,
>> why didnt they work out?"

>
> I think "Blash" has been penetrated once too many times. He was so
> flustered, he couldn't even look for the ashtray!
>
>>
>> 2. The resulting mess of letters that comes out from beating on your
>> keyboard
>>
>> 3. The feeling (or laziness) associated with getting stoned, where you
>> don't feel like doing anything; not even the most easy and beneficial
>> tasks such as changing the TV with the remote or getting snax. Man, I'm so
>> blash I can't be ****ed getting up to smoke another cone.

>
> That's why he needed an ashtray. Smoking too many cones!
>
>>
>> 4. When you take your fingers and pich someone in the ass...right in the
>> center of there butt

>
> Ah yes, his fingers in his ass. Then straight to his mouth!
>
>>
>> 5. Vaginal juices. blash from my gash.
>>
>> 6. When someone says something stupid or careless and you want to call
>> them on it. "Bobby, ur so stupid"
>>
>>


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Old 27 May 2010, 06:30 pm   #4 (permalink)
Blash
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FULL MOON TONITE???

David Z wrote on 5/27/10 5:24 PM:

> The Urban dictionary has a few definitions that nicely capture the essence
> of the annoying "Blash" troll:
>
> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=4000907
>
> 1. In homosexual culture - When two "bottoms" or "subs" attempt to have sex,
> and fail, because neither of them can penetrate the other. "dude, why didnt
> they work out?"
>
> 2. The resulting mess of letters that comes out from beating on your
> keyboard
>
> 3. The feeling (or laziness) associated with getting stoned, where you don't
> feel like doing anything; not even the most easy and beneficial tasks such
> as changing the TV with the remote or getting snax. Man, I'm so blash I
> can't be ****ed getting up to smoke another cone.
>
> 4. When you take your fingers and pich someone in the ass...right in the
> center of there butt
>
> 5. Vaginal juices. blash from my gash.
>
> 6. When someone says something stupid or careless and you want to call them
> on it. "Bobby, ur so stupid"
>
>


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Old 27 May 2010, 06:46 pm   #5 (permalink)
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"Blash" <blash1@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> FULL MOON TONITE???
>
> David Z wrote on 5/27/10 5:24 PM:
>
>> The Urban dictionary has a few definitions that nicely capture the
>> essence
>> of the annoying "Blash" troll:
>>
>> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=4000907
>>
>> 1. In homosexual culture - When two "bottoms" or "subs" attempt to have
>> sex,
>> and fail, because neither of them can penetrate the other. "dude, why
>> didnt
>> they work out?"
>>
>> 2. The resulting mess of letters that comes out from beating on your
>> keyboard
>>
>> 3. The feeling (or laziness) associated with getting stoned, where you
>> don't
>> feel like doing anything; not even the most easy and beneficial tasks
>> such
>> as changing the TV with the remote or getting snax. Man, I'm so blash I
>> can't be ****ed getting up to smoke another cone.
>>
>> 4. When you take your fingers and pich someone in the ass...right in the
>> center of there butt
>>
>> 5. Vaginal juices. blash from my gash.
>>
>> 6. When someone says something stupid or careless and you want to call
>> them
>> on it. "Bobby, ur so stupid"


I think the last definition is most apropos. Don't you?


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